Here’s a picture of the old man I buttfucked last night. I got it from the surveillance tapes at work. It’s what he looked like just as he was buying $3 worth of tokens and if you were to see his face a couple hours later it would have been even more scrunched up and grimacing as I jammed my hard cock in his fucking asshole. This is the same old man I was telling you about last week, the one who says he only comes to the porn store viewing booths to watch the movies and nothing else. He said he was just a lonely widower and that he didn’t masturbate or engage in sexual activity with any of the cruisers or masturbators. Well, I had it in my mind to change all that because there’s nothing sadder to me than a lonely old man coming to a jack shack and not stroking his dick or getting his cocked sucked or something other than “just watching the movies” which is fucking stupid.
I was sweeping the booths out yesterday and I see this same supposedly “nice old man” standing there in front of the lit marquee where we show the boxes for all the movies we have playing. I’m sweeping up a couple used condoms by this old man’s feet, and I hear him blowing his nose. I look to see him with a tissue pressed against his face and nose as he squeezes all the snot and boogers into it. No big deal, right? I see guys blowing their fucking noses all the time but the thing that pissed me off is that—even though there was a waste basket right in front of this guy—he drops the snot-covered tissue on the floor for me to sweep up!
I’m like, “What the fuck are you doing? I thought you were a “nice old man”. Don’t you see that waste basket right in front of you?”
“Well, I see people dropping their tissues on the floor back here all the time. All the booths are filled with tissues on the floor so I thought it was okay. I’m sorry if I offended you. Here, I’ll pick it up.” He bends down to pick up his goddam snot rag and I kick it way from his hand. Then I kick him in the chest real hard and watch him go crashing against a nearby wall. He’s struggling to stand up as I walk up to him and grab him by his collar. He looks at me with fear in his eyes as I stand him up. Then I grab him by his slumping shoulders and turn him around. “I-I said I was sorry,” he says. “W-What are going to do with me?”
“I’m going to fuck your ass real good, that’s what I’m going to do,” I tell him. “Would you like that? Would you like to feel my cock in your ass? No one’s supposed to be throwing their goddamed tissues on the floor like a goddamed pig. Just because every one else is doing it doesn’t make it right. And I especially don’t like fucking SNOT rags being tossed on the floor. If you’re gonna throw a tissue down on the floor it better at least be stained with CUM, you stupid old fuck!”
“Y-You’re right,” he says, and I almost think I hear him trying not to laugh. “I need a cock in my ass. I need a cock in my ass real bad.” Getting suspicious, I walk around to see the side of his face and he’s trying to hide a smile. “What the fuck are you smiling about?” I say. “You want to be fucked in the ass, don’t you?”
“Oh yes, please, I’ve been wanting to get fucked in the ass ever since my wife died and I was finally free to have some fun. I didn’t really know how to go about it back here at first. It is all kind of awkward to me because I’ve never done anything with a man before. So I thought maybe if I pissed you off you’d get angry enough to fuck me.”
“Well, you guessed right, old man,” I said, jerking down his britches and getting out my cock. It all figured now because no fucking body ever comes to the store “just to watch movies” and word gets around that I like to stick my dick in guys’ assholes once in awhile. I don’t do it very often, just about once a month or so, and to tell you the truth I felt sort of flattered to break this old fucker’s “butt cherry”.
