Here is a letter sent to a friend of mine shortly after last Thanksgiving from a fan of mine that he is in occasional contact with. This fan is obsessed with me and claims that he and another friend of his make extra cash doing impersonations of me:
I just returned from a 3 day Thanksgiving feast that lasted the whole weekend. Something went terribly wrong though and I am still shaking. I went to the house of a fellow Taco Werewolf impersonater, a friend of mine who is obsessed with him just like me and now makes his living impersonating Taco Werewolf just like I do! There were tacos all around, even in the bathroom because we both live like Mexican rockstars. There was also no shortage of fine senoritas with thick, hairy Mexican pussies. I gorged myself with a whole turkey stuffed with jalapenos. We had ten turkeys all together, and countless numbers of burritos. And we were watching a "Taco Werewolf Movie" marathon, watching all the big time movies that he has had cameos in. I knew there were a couple movies that me and my impersonater friend had been in together, posing as Taco Werewolf and fooling the directors. BUT NEITHER ONE OF US COULD REMEMBER WHICH ONES THEY WERE!!!!! That's when things began to become disturbing.
There was a scene in "Weekend at Bernies" where Taco Werewolf was an extra that was laying on the beach with many fine hirsute women. But the problem was I couldn't remember if it was actually ME or if it was Taco Werewolf himself. I thought I had it figured out, zoomed in on a birthmark on Taco Werewolf's leg shaped like pentagram with a taco in the center of it. I felt certain it was me because I have a birthmark just like that. THEN ALL AT ONCE MY TACO WEREWOLF IMPERSONATOR FRIEND SHOWED ME HIS LEG AND HE HAD ONE TOOOOO!!!!!! He swore it was him on the beach and not me, that he especially remembered being in "Weekend at Bernies" but to tell you the truth, neither one of us were sure. Then a horror came into us as we were wondering if it was actually the REAL Taco Werewolf and there might be three birthmarks the same!!!!!! That would mean God had something to do with it and was nothing we had the courage to want to consider.
It was then terrible as we both stared around mumbling to ourselves about our tasty hairy tacos, confused as we rubbed our crotches as if we had clits, not knowing what movies we had been in as Taco Werewolf. At least the girls didn't care as they sucked our cocks while we just stared at the TV, worried and confused. And scared.
Well, this letter is especially disturbing since I've never even BEEN in any movies, but if you are curious, the best way to impersonate me is to eat tacos and fuck women with hairy pussies while wearing a werewolf mask. Don't get too into it, though, of course, or you'll end up like these two fucked up clowns. That is all.
