She stopped sucking for a time as she stroked my dick. I felt her soft, tender hands grabbing my cock and jerking it while the gashes in my head still stung. "I've been wanting to stroke and suck on this cock for a long time," she said with a purr, "ever since one of my friends on campus told me about you I've been letting my pussy hair grow out. I've got a nice hairy taco that's just screaming for you to fuck it."

"That's so nice of you," I growled, genuinely appreciative but needing to cum again, "but put my dick in your mouth some more. It feels so good and I'd like to cum down your throat."

"Oh would you?" the chick said, pulling the trigger of her chainsaw and looking at me wickedly. I then began to scream as she said, "Well how are you going to cum if I cut your fucking dick off, huh?" She then started to move the vibrating, plastic toy chainsaw blade toward my cock as I screeched and howled, nearly pissing in her face in fear when suddenly I felt the cold plastic blade rub against my hardon and nothing happened.

The chick laughed and I sighed in relief. Yeah, it was just a fucking toy but I wasn't exactly in touch with reality that night. "Scared you, huh?" the girl said as she grabbed my by the arm and then dragged me into the bathroom because she was so obsessed with me, so in love with my tacos and my fantastic, furry infamy that she wanted to fuck me right there in the bathroom, on the floor in the midst of all my hair and blood. I pretended to be frightened-- and in a way I was-- just to humor her and make it fun, as I cried out, "Oh no, what are you going to do with me?!"