All the hombres, amigos and banditos are lined up at the "Hairy Taco Shack". It's the finest Mexican restaurant in town, full of luscious hairy senoritas who sit on your table and spread their legs in front of your drooling mouth before you even get time to order!. The senoritas already know what you want-- their gaping hairy tacos are on the menu and they are the tasiest dish this side of the border. All they need to fill their taco shells is a bit of your spicy sausage and a squirt or two of your sour cream. Are you up to the challenge or would you rather go across the street to eat a Chinese egg roll? Hahahahahaa!