"Werewolf Armpit Chronicles #1: The Guacamole Armpit"
The small Mexican border town of Lunas Locos has long been the center of a secret war going on between competitors in the Mexican fast-food business. Taco Werewolf and his pal, Cruz, take on jobs as workers in an avocado orchard where they delight in the carnal, hirsute pleasures of Dominga, Inez and Graciela, three beautiful Mexican werewomen with whom they help to make guacamole for Mayor Hernandez and his thriving avocado empire. Once a month, though, underneath the eerie green Guacamole Moon, hairy armpits become smeared with green guacamole dip in fits of orgiastic pleasure, and once the mayor's rebellious son, Ahuactl, returns to town from his spiritual retreat out in the desert, the wrath of a mysterious dead werewolf shaman is unleashed and a horrible mess is made!